Catch-22(v6... skipped it)

There is of course in every army a chaplain. The Chaplain is the priest for all of the squadrons on Pianosa. The Chaplain's only real friend is Yossarian, Yossarian keeps asking the chaplain to get high officials to lower the number of missions. The chaplain lives in the middle of the woods with Corporal Whitcomb, who is a doushbag. Corporal Whitcomb says he tries to help the Chaplain but is really problem. The Chaplain ran into the squadron to meet Major Major about the missions, half way there he sees someone coming from the other way and runs into the woods. When he gets to Major Major's office he is allowed to go in since Major Major isn't there. Thinking it was a joke, and he was fooled by what the guy at the door said, he jumps out the window which is actually a common route in and out. The Chaplain runs back to his tent, again avoiding someone on the way back. When he returns Whitcomb is sitting in his tent, Whitcomb says Major Major stopped by to see him, and he left a top secret letter for him. Corporal Whitcomb told the Chaplain the contents of the letter because he had ripped it open, read it, and then thrown it out. Another thing with the Chaplain is that he keeps getting thrown out and let back into the officers club for no real reason.