Catch-22(v3)

When Yossarian was in the hospital he decided to censor letters to pass time, since he was an officer he could. Yossarian would mark off every word except for "an" or "the" as censored. Yossarian would also censored the letters to be comical. When Yossarian censored he signed is name as Washington Irvin, but when he was bored with that he wrote Irving Washington as the name of the censorer. This drove C.I.D. men crazy, the C.I.D. men were like FBI that tried to figure out things that were illegal. One of the highest in commands full name is Major Major Major, his dad thought it was funny. Major was promoted to Major and is the highest in command of his local squadran. Major Major heard about someone signing Washington Irving as a name so he decided to do that with all the important orders he got. 2 C.I.D. men at different time came to see him about it both suspecting the other C.I.D. man as intercepting the letters and signing Washington Irving as the name. Major Major decided to use the John Milton and change it with Milton John because it was shorter, as he continued to sign the papers incorrectly.